The Prophet Principle

May 29, 2013

Fearing people will begin prophesying on street corners without proper training, Hapartzi has founded the Cain and Abel School for Prophets, “to give the young generation of future prophets authorities [and glatt-kosher] sources upon which they can direct their spiritual experiences along the right path.”

The ten-lecture syllabus includes a course in mastering the right body language, gait and prophetic voice. A master course in interpretation of dreams included fixing bad ones. And an introductory course in “the wisdom of the angles [sic]” teaches novice prophets how to communicate with such heavenly spirits.

Tuition costs 200 NIS (US $50). Newly-minted prophets are promised a diploma. Partzi says he already has ten registered students.

Source: From www.chelm-on-the-med.com